Because zip-ups are just jackets with commitment issues.
This ain’t your average hoodie. This is a Corn Star-certified, double-logo’d, head-turnin’ piece of wearable swagger.
Rockin’ a BIG Rockstar-style Corn Star logo on the front AND back, because subtlety is for decaf drinkers and off-brand popcorn.
Crafted from premium ring-spun cotton + polyester blend, this hoodie’s got:
That “just-right” weight (not too thicc, not too flimsy)
A 3-panel hood that hugs your dome like it owes you money
A tear-away tag (because tags itch and you’re better than that)
A front pouch pocket — aka the snack stash
Flat drawstrings for lookin’ sharp while keepin’ it corny
Perfect for:
Crisp nights at the fair
Pre-pump fits at the gym
Warding off exes who suddenly “miss your energy”
Or just lookin’ like the VIP you are — from the front AND back
Stay warm. Stay bold. Stay shuckin’ legendary.
Pull it over. Pop off. 🌽💥
• 100% cotton face
• 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
• Front pouch pocket
• Self-fabric patch on the back
• Matching flat drawstrings
• 3-panel hood
• Blank product sourced from Pakistan
Disclaimer: This hoodie runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
